Open House in Prospect Heights: $625,000 on Franklin Ave.

596 Franklin.jpgDid anyone go/is anyone planning to go to this? The numbers almost work, and when the numbers almost work, that invariably means there is something wrong with the building, the location or the deal.

Thanks to Brownstoner for calling this to our attention.

Prospect Heights
596 Franklin Ave.
Park Terrace Properties
Sat 3:30-5, Sun 3:30-5pm
$625,000

“Legal two famiy house with 3 rental units. 4 story brownstone with 4 bedroom duplex and 2 one-bedroom rental units. Needs some cosmetic TLC. Priced to sell.”

Boymelgreen Flips "Hotel" Properties in Atlantic Yards Footprint; Profit: Insane or Obscene?

So much for the mythical Boymelgreen Roadblock. Anyone who actually believed Shaya Boymelgreen earnestly intended to build a hotel near Pacific and Vanderbilt should read today’s New York Times (thanks sje for the tip): Developer Bruce Ratner is going to buy those two buildings (800 Pacific Street and 546 Vanderbilt Avenue) in the footprint of the Atlantic Yards project. Rival developer Boymelgreen had bought the buildings in August–August–and had “vowed to block” Ratner’s plans for the Atlantic Yards project, according to NYT.

So, let’s recap: Boymelgreen bought the property in August 2004, for $20 million, for no other reason than he thought it might be a nice place for a hotel. Eight months later, Ratner’s Forest City Ratner Companies agrees buy the buildings and pay $44 million to Boymelgreen’s development company. So, a difference of $22 million in 8 months, or a selling price 120% higher than the buying price.

BOYMELGREEN, the team player: “I’m not the one to block a big project that everybody wants to see going on.”

As Jack Krohn infamously remarked, “it’s a pretty rare occasion that a man as rich as Ratner does not get his way.” This latest “win-win” transaction shows that when two rich men square off, nobody actually has to lose. It’s a great day to be a multi-millionaire in New York!

MONDAY: Female Comedians with TV Credits Playing Prospect Heights for Absolutely Free

ladies first.jpgThat’s pretty much the headline Elon James White of Brooklyn Comedy Company suggested, and that works for Daily Heights. Not as in, “oh, because she’s on TV, she must be good.” But as in, “I haven’t heard of her, but somebody actually thought she was funny enough to have a mass audience, so maybe it will be worthwhile to walk 5 minutes to Washington Avenue THIS MONDAY NIGHT and NOT PAY A COVER to see her. And if she bombs, there are four others on the bill, so that’s good odds, right?”

Here’s a not-bad video clip of Rachel Feinstein on Comedy Central’s official Premium Blend website (click “Watch Now” below her photo).

NOTE: They are actually taking table reservations for this one, so if it sounds like fun, you may want to e-mail Brooklyn Comedy Company.
UPCOMING on April 11th: Another “all star” lineup featuring Christian Finnegan, probably best known for playing “Chad” the white roommate in “The Mad Real World” sketch Chappelle’s Show.

Ripple Bar | 769 Washington Ave. (btw. St. John’s and Lincoln Pl.), Brooklyn, NY 11238. 718-230-4514.

NYPress: Marty Markowitz the 21st Most Loathesome New Yorker

AB2IZ and Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz.jpgThank sje for calling to your attention the terrible, just terrible, the way New York Press just railed on Marty Markowitz, Brooklyn Borough President:

“Once upon a time, when the Board of Estimate ruled graft and contracts in New York, the five borough presidents had power. Today, it’s a no-show job. The bad news with Markowitz is that he shows up, and so do his 116 employees, his multi-million-dollar budget and his four SUVs equipped with police sirens. Not content with doing nothing, Markowitz finds time to advocate for the downtrodden, such as Ikea, Home Depot and developer Bruce Ratner in their noble quest to cannibalize mom-and-pop neighborhoods. The porcine oaf is also known for racing around the city in HOV lanes with police lights flashing, en route to handing out a plaque. Markowitz is up for reelection next year. Instead, he should save taxpayers millions of dollars and fire himself, fire his employees and turn Borough Hall into a methadone clinic. At least then we’d have a better class of people hanging around the place.”

PICTURED: Marty Markowitz and “AB2IZ”

OF NOTE: Markowitz narrowly edged out Weblogs, Inc. chairman Jason Calacanis, who is #23 on the list: “His is a blog company that will make money from advertising while allegedly paying his army of typers a pittance in a ‘partnership’ that promises a payday from future earnings. Hmm, where’ve we heard that before? … it’ll be tough to find talent out there when all of the naive bloggers holding their breath for their big breaks will have long since reconciled themselves to temping.”

Natural Land: Price Gougers or Convenience Providers?

natural land gouging question-tn.jpgCash only. And bring a lot of cash. A quick stop in Natural Land/Sea Land can easily go overbudget. But how much is too much? On a recent Chowhound Outer Boroughs thread there was some griping that they “often overcharge for even the cheapest products … They know they offer the best produce and groceries in the area and they abuse it.”

I may be wrong, but I think the price of these nuts just went up by $1 a pound… And just out of frame (click here for full image) you can see they are charging $12 for what looks like a pound of hazelnut-flavored coffee. Growing up, I was always told they’re called convenience stores, so you’re paying for the convenience. But too many times I walk away from the register, shaking my head…

CLOSED: Diane Boisvert's Gallery on Vanderbilt

diane slide.jpgCould the news get any worse today? Terry Schiavo dies. Gasoline and Home Heating Oil prices surge to record levels (did I call it? I called it.) And now, we find out that Diane Boisvert has closed her Vanderbilt Ave. gallery: “The gallery has closed its doors but it will remain online,” Diane says in a tersely worded statement on her website.

Diane opened the gallery in September 2002: “What charmed me most about the place was the storefront. It used to be an old antiques store, but I decided to use it as my studio and to open the doors to fellow artists and the public … I realized that this wonderful space had too much potential to keep it just to myself.”

She had dedicated the space to showcasing contemporary artists with “individual” and “intense” works: “People who move me and give me a punch in the heart, head and spirit.”

First Saturday

basquiatnew-b.jpgVivian of Housebroken asked us to put the word out that Vanderbilt Ave. businesses will be doing their own First Saturday thing this weekend: “A lot of the businesses will be open until later and will offer special discounts.” Not sure of many specifics yet, but we know that Fermented Grapes will be doing a wine tasting from 4-7 pm with Daniel from Domaine Select Wine Estates, who “will pour some amazing wines from Italy and elsewhere. We will offer a 5% discount on wines from the tasting.” Do you have any other First Saturday updates or news? Let us know.

Oh. Did we mention that the Brooklyn Museum will also be open this Saturday night? Check out the schedule. Let’s see if Basquiat mania can push First Saturday over into another new attendance record.

REFERENCE: [Record 12,000 Crowd at First Saturday]

ISO a Biscuit in a Sea of Sushi Tatsu?

Send in Your Menus! (And if you know someone who has a local restaurant, point them to this page.)

1. E-mail attachments (or website links) to [email protected], or fax to this number.
2. If not obvious, indicate whether the restaurant is (a) located in Prospect Heights or (b) willing to deliver to Prospect Heights (neither is necessary, but this will determine where your menu gets posted). Restaurant owners: please note that including photos, reviews, etc. will increase the chances that we’ll do a write-up or at least take a closer look. People will be able to find your menu on the Bars and Restaurants page, which right now looks like it’s an absolute mess (almost time for sub-pages).

Thanks to Lizzie for the inspiration: “How about a section on take-out and delivery? It could work like the car service section, with comments from the peanut gallery. Perhaps someone out there even has a scanner, and you could post all the menus in the area, so that thereafter, not a one of us would have to sort through stacks of Sushi Tatsu menus screaming “I KNOW there’s a Biscuit menu in here somewhere!!!”

UPDATE: Menus found! Jon Keegan pointed out that this site has about 35 menus for restaurants in the North Flatbush area, including Geido, Biscuit and of course, Sushi Tatsu.