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Finally! HISPANIC SHAMPOO on Flatbush Ave.

hispanicsham.jpgGo get some before it sells out! (Thanks to witro for bringing this to our attention.)

Sorry to be culturally ignorant, but was anybody aware that such a product category existed? Not us. So we conducted an extensive investigation consisting of typing the phrase “Hispanic-Shampoo” into Google.

The results were disappointing. The closest match was a porn site, entitled “TEATS”, that inexplicably contained the following text: “Ageless Coptic declare the elasticized pikestaff with Hispanic shampoo.

So there you have it. Which Hispanic shampoo is best for your elasticized pikestaff? We have Jose of Left Field Lengua on the case. We eagerly anticipate his report.

ALSO RELATED:
Simply Natural – Latinos lead the way in development of holistic cosmetic and grooming products [Hispanic Magazine dot com]

HOLY CRAP: Star Wars (1977) SATURDAY PM in Long Meadow; Miniature Golf at the Bailey Fountain SUNDAY

triumph1.jpgEasternPkwy writes: Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz is bringing his annual bash to our doorsteps! “Brooklyn Best,” formerly known as Welcome Back to Brooklyn, will be held in and around Grand Army Plaza and Eastern Parkway. On Saturday, June 4 and Sunday, June 5, our neighborhood will be packed with activity … A few highlights:

Saturday

8:45 PM: fireworks shot from Mount Prospect Park – tranquilize your pets!
9:00: ‘Star Wars’ (1977) will be shown in the Long Meadow – the original is still the best!

Sunday
Noon – 6:00 PM: Miniature Golf around the Bailey Fountain (at the GAP Arch)

PICTURED: RETURN OF THE DORKS. In what may be the funniest bit ever shown on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Triumph the Comic Insult Dog interviews Star Wars geeks outside a theater in Manhattan, waiting in line for the opening of Attack of the Clones. Triumph to Nerd Darth Vader: “Which one of these buttons calls your mother to come pick you up?” [VIDEO LINK, 17MB]

LINKS:
2005 Brooklyn Best [Complete Schedule]
Triumph Interviews Star Wars Geeks [Look at the Monkeys dot com]

PS. EasternPkwy continues: “We will set up tables on the Eastern Parkway Median Sunday afternoon … This is a fantastic opportunity for us to raise our profile in our quest to get the Eastern Parkway median renovated. So we are asking for volunteers to come out Sunday afternoon…”

Chowhound "Cops" Ban Foodie for Encouraging FRANNY'S Discussion

chowhound logo.gifOver on The Muk Report: “I love everything about Chowhound, from the clunky site itself, to the broader ethos of ‘Chowhounding.’ Well, almost everything … One of the site’s rules forbids mentioning establishments in their ‘ban list’ [eateries thought to have engaged in shilling on the Chowhound site, e.g. insiders posting fake reviews to get free publicity].”

“One of the restaurants on this list is Franny’s, a terrific brick oven pizzeria right near my home. … Now, people still do discuss Franny’s … but as soon the thread is discovered, the volunteer Chowhound cops take it down.

“I was pretty surprised one day last year to find this in my inbox: ‘It’s especially out of bounds … to urge other participants to defy Chowhound policy … we urge you to find (or start) [a message board] run more to your liking by a team less deserving of your snide disrespect and vandalism. You’re no longer welcome at Chowhound.com.”

Read more…

LINKS:
How I Got Banned from Chowhound [The Muk Report]
Chowhound Outer Boroughs Message Boards[Chowhound.com]

Failed Attempt at Super Soak, 8:15 AM

jotlefi jane writes: “At 8:15 am this morning, as I walked my daughter to daycare thinking of nothing but coffee, I noticed something peculiar. On Carlton between Prospect Place and St. Marks, three 20-something white males were pacing about armed with water guns.”

“One had a Giant Super Soaker attached to his back and clearly ready for firing, another had a small hand ‘soaker’ and the third hid his weapon in his pocket. They were hanging outside of an apartment and I heard the boss with the Super Soaker say, ‘there’s no answer.'”

“Hmmm, wish I knew just what they were doing. Soaker Swat team? Bachelor party antics? At 8:15? On a Wednesday? And what poor soul they were looking to soak. Still wondering.”

They Wrote Up The Islands (The New York Times AND Josh)

01unde.jpg1. JoshB informs us that the NY Times dining section just reviewed The Islands in their $25 and under column. Excerpts:

“The quirks make the Islands feel like a home kitchen. Ms. Letchford, a longtime professional chef, and Ms. Reid, who worked in the corporate world, sometimes sip wine as they mince and chop. They quiz customers about their spice tolerance and tickle their children.”

“But quirks don’t make it worth the visit; the food does. The women prepare meals with such unwavering care that the one night my friends and I received anything subpar – a partially cold roti and Calypso shrimp sauce with an irksome texture – Ms. Reid apologized without any of us having to complain…”

“If you don’t feel like waiting for food downstairs or outside under a canopy of fairy lights, there are steep stairs leading to a dining loft, lighted with candles and decorated with seashells, parrots and floral prints. It feels like a secret hideaway, with just four tables and ceilings so low that most diners slouch to their seats. Once there, you’ll want to sip brown-bag wine or beer, or homemade concoctions like gingery limeade sweetened with brown sugar, and sorrel so heavily steeped and spiced it seemed spiked.”

2. The Blog That Stirs The Drink writes about cashing in the Dinner for Four at The Islands Grand Prize he won in that DAILY HEIGHTS happy hour/raffle that you missed:

“The food was really, really, really good. Did I mention I liked it? They gave us complimentary rum punch, which was very tasty and a nice refreshing change from the party punches I usually drink, which are usually pretty nasty and make you go blind if you drink too much of it. Then we got our appetizer plate with BBQ chicken, plantain and some kind of fried cod thing. You know, I’m not going to go into this whole thing, because reading about a meal someone had is like reading about a dream they had. In other words, dull. So, I’m just going to say I heartily recommend this establishment. I’m not just saying that because I ate for free, either.”

ALSO NOTABLE: Also in the NYT: A brief take on Delicacies.

Peek Inside the Cathedral Condos

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Susan writes: “Ever wonder what the inside of the old Cathedral high school, corner of Washington and Atlantic, looked like? Foxton’s has listed a condo in the building. 13 photos of the interior of the lobby and floor plans for an interesting (and pricey!) 2-bedroom bi-level apartment. The curved wall details and open second floor in the architectural rendering give it a mid-century modern feel. And the gargoyles on the building are fascinating.”

Mama Duke – "Midas All the Way"

ne boltai - mricon.pngLucas writes: “Were you aware that Sean “Puffy” Combs’ mother is the owner of Mama Duke (Flatbush/Bergen)? Oh, yeah; it’s in the latest edition of ‘Brooklyn!!’ Tagline: ‘Where New York City Begins.’ (? Uh ?)”

“Page three: ‘…Mama Duke’s owner is none other than Janice Combs, loving mother of a son named Sean, whom headlines tend to refer to as P. Diddy.’ Besides noting ‘regulars’ like Rosie Perez and Johnnie Cochran (er, how long ago was this written?) the piece does reveal that the chef is ‘privy to the treasure trove of original recipes belonging to the original Mama Duke, Jessie Smalls, Janice’s mother, whose homemade victuals were savored throughout Harlem in her day.'”

“Then the piece ends with perhaps the worst closer in publishing history. I can’t remember exactly, but it was something along the lines of, ‘And that, you can see, means everything has turned up just puffy.’ (In reference to Mama Duke’s being owned by Sean Combs’s mom.) (I guess.)”

“Anyway, word is, the BBQ is outrageously good. Maggie says it’s kickass. So there you go. The Combs are straight-up Midas all the way. Gold, gold, gold.”

marty sweet potato pie contest DSC_0056a.jpgI rummaged around the Pulp Pile at Ozzie’s but couldn’t find a copy of “BROOOOKLLYYYN!!!!1” magazine. Lucas says they list their website as www.brooklyn-usa.org, which is of course Marty Markowitz’s home page. PICTURED: Marty congratulates participants in a sweet potato pie cook-off judged in part by John Cabbell of Mama Duke.

Still skeptical? Looks like the Russians beat Marty to the punch. Go read this story about the Mamochki (mother) of “Reppyera Paffa” (“Rapper Puffy”).

Mama Duke Southern Cuisine | 243 Flatbush Ave., Brooklyn, NY 11217. 718-857-8700.

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Cashier from Met Foods on Vanderbilt: BLOGGED

DSC06252.JPGFound over on finslippy, possibly the funniest blog in all of Prospect Heights:

“There’s a new cashier at the Met Food (on Vanderbilt Ave.), and this woman is One Cranky-Ass Bitch. She’s a middle-aged woman with badly dyed red hair and a thick Russian accent. She scowls at every item that rolls towards her, and then regards me with an icy stare and spits, ‘Give me $35.17,’ like she’s mugging me. And oh, when I tell her I’m going to use my debit card! The sighing and the rolling of the eyes! ‘Cash back?’ she growls, and then looks at me like God help you if you say yes.”

“So of course, I’ve been trying to make her my friend…”

LINK: Why I Should Probably Be Back in Therapy [finslippy]