random16 writes on the Prospect Heights Message Board:
“…walked out of my apartment this morning to see a naked man jogging. He was turning the corner from Carlton onto St. Marks… It seemed has though he’d just shed his clothes and left them on the sidewalk. Not something I hope to see tomorrow or anytime after…”
Huh… you should have sicced these dogs after him:
They belong to shishkab, who writes: the last freak who pulled something like this when i was around was an idiot who didn’t really think the situation through… I was walking my dogs at the time. I just dropped the leashes and yelled “GET HIM!” …” hilarity ensues…
That’s nothing. Did you hear the one about the huge naked muscle-bound freak barrelling down Lincoln Ave. on roller skates? Swap “naked running man” stories on the Prospect Heights Message Board