Suspicious Hummers in Crown Heights

Get your head out the gutter, you.  We’re talking about those big, obsolete vehicles that some folks seem to fancy. Well, someone who lives on Lincoln between Washington and Classon, also reserves a parking spot for their Hummer using cones.

From Slappy McBluelips:
“Does anyone know the deal with the impeccably maintained Hummer H2s on Lincoln Pl? … I was amazed to see that they put up orange cones to protect the parking spot! And no one took the spot, of course. I came back down the block to get some food, and the black H2 was back and the cones were gone. How can they get away with this? Whoever owns this car must have some serious street cred in order to to this. I always wondered how those two cars always have the same spots – now we know.”

As if parking was already tough enough to come by.  Lox says he has some insight how someone manages to get away with this … but you’ll have to click the link below to read about this alleged reason.
Learn secrets of the streets at Prospect Heights Message Board: Hummers on Lincoln b/w Washington and Classon :: Brooklynian.com

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