joncane has a special request in the Prospect Heights Message Boards: “Whoever the anagram-happy vandals are, may I humbly suggest that they use:
OH NO INFERNAL GERMANS VANISHING FINE MARVEL
UPDATE: We would settle for this:
MAN OF NINE GROINS MARVELS IF HE HAVIN LAGER
Backstory: Van Helsing Vandals Strike [Prospect Heights Message Boards]