Get Out of My Yard, You Stupid Chicken

chicken.jpgOver on 9flights, Susan asks whether chickens are the new rats in Prospect Heights: “A few nights ago, it was pleasant enough to sleep with the windows open … Sometime in the middle of the night I was awoken by a ruckus that sounded strangely like chickens. This evening, as Matt was out watering the plants on the fire escape, he heard someone next door open her window and yell out, ‘Get outta my yard you stupid chicken!’ We looked around, and sure enough–Chicken!”

Should you be concerned? One poultry sighting is surely an anomaly. But two is a trend, and three is prima facie evidence of a poultry crisis.

LINK: Chickens: The New Rats? [9flights]

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