When a giant cockroach climbs up your pant leg and tickles your inner thigh: Spring has arrived.
ROUND 1: Cockroach attacks elbow; runs away.
ROUND 2: Cockroach mounts leg; pants removed; cockroach escapes.
ROUND 3: Cockroach taken out with targeted blast of RAID Ant & Roach Killer (Aroma a Aire Fresco).
[IMAGE: Action Pest Control]
Did that really happen to you? I feel so lucky not to have any roaches in my little apartment on St Johns Place. I grew up in a roach infested housing project and have post traumatic stress disorder.
this story reminds me of 4th grade when we had a substitute teacher who chose to spend the duration of his visit with us narrating a story about victorian times when everyone wore those bigs white wigs all the time, and how the wigs would become infested with some bug called an earwig that would crawl through your ear into your brain and kill you while you slept. it took weeks for my sleep pattern to return to normal.
thanks a lot.
Tell me that didn’t really happen to you. Actually, you really called it — just yesterday we found a thumb-size roach in our apartment.
Fun fact:
Google lists 862 pages with the phrase “cockroaches the size of”, but only 171 of them also have the phrase “New York.”
My god! The world is ending! That’s why all the cockroaches are coming out and attacking people! *runs away, flailing arms in the air*