BREAKING NEWS: A Train Lingers at Scene of Crime

AcvDouglas reports that the A train seems to be running north through the Chambers Street station once again; however, it slows down drastically as it approaches the (still unsolved) crime scene before it comes to a full stop: "Then, the train lingers with the doors open while the conductor reads from a scripted statement:  ‘As many of you know, a crime was committed last week when a fire was started in the Chambers Street station.  If you have any information about this incident, please step out of the train and speak to one of the detectives.’  Long pause.  Anyone?  Anyone?  Then, after about a 5-minute wait, presumably the amount of time required for one’s memory to spark or conscience to awaken, the train continues north."

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