DailyHeights

Battle afoot, over on Classon Avenue, involving marketers of nutritious, healthy drinks for kids. The NY Post reports: "Kids held a rowdy protest recently at Clara Barton HS in Prospect
Heights, where they have been smuggling soda past Gestapo-like drink
police inside heavy parkas …   Cynthia Vallejo, a Barton
student (said) ‘We believe it is a way to take students’ money and for
Snapple to profit.‘ Under the $40 million deal, which …"

Grammar Gestapo: Read that lead again. How do the drink police fit inside heavy parkas? Sing it, Robin: "The Drink Police, they live inside of my coat…"