DailyHeights

Of all the 718 numbers to dial, he had to pick hers…

“An advocacy telephone poll promoting Brooklyn’s biggest potential development project collided with the project’s fiercest opponent while canvassing the borough’s telephone lines this week.”

“What if I told you the Nets stadium would usher in the Golden Age of Brooklyn, and we’ll all be rich and have sparkly new schools… Does that change your opinion?”

“No! Absolutely not!”

“What if they gave lollipops and balloons to all the handicapped children in Brooklyn?”

“Opposed! Strongly opposed!”

“What if …”

“No! No! No!”

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Thanks to reader NONROYAL for pointing it out: “For pure comedy, it’s hard to beat this.”