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Your Prospect Heights Utopia

Posted by dailyheights on Wednesday 11 October 2006 at 11:41 pm

near 459 Dean St, originally uploaded by threecee.

What are you looking for in your Prospect Heights Utopia? The wish list grows:

- A reasonable selection of vegan dog bakeries
- Stroller-only sidewalks
- All weedspots turned into hemp sandal emporiums
- Any non-baked foodstuffs should also be available in smoothie form
- Washington avenue turned into a kitten run (sweaters required)
- A curfue for all the thugs
- A spell check feature
- A Corfu for all the Greek thugs
- Bodegas that sell yarn, bubble tea, and ponies
- A space for womyn to congregate and synchronize menstruation while performing modern dance
- More section 8 housing
- 5 or 6 methadone clinics
- A gun shop
- A strip joint
- A 50-foot high, impenetrable brick wall to protect us from gentrification
- A huge sports complex surrounded by a couple dozen high-end skyscraper condos
What will you wish for on the Prospect Heights Message Board?

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