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Originally uploaded by dailyheights.com.

DH regular armchair_warrior has been swarmed by Realtors(TM) who want to list his building: “today i got my third realtor asking me if they could list my building with them. they all said they been waiting around for me. i vist that building like few times a week at diffrent times.”

And putting it on craigslist only added to the feeding frenzy, leading AW to ask, “Are realtors vultures?”

Eh… not exactly. As doctorj points out: “Realtors are definitely not vultures. Vultures feed mostly on the dead. So unless you expect your project to tank… I would say realtors are more like leeches. Or maybe more like Plasmodium falciparum, which has different life-cycle strategies for infesting different hosts.”

Go to the Prospect Heights Message Board to find out: Are Realtors Vultures Or Leeches?

… and gosh, why don’t they advertise on this site?? (Note: This is sarcasm. The joke is that realtors would not want to advertise on a site where they are being called leeches. But you know what? The only thing worse than being called a leech is not being called a leech.)

Greenwood Cemetery-Memorial Day 05

Originally uploaded by George K.

Cars: Of course.
Bikes: No.

communitybuilder writes: “The no bikes rule in Green-Wood Cemetery is bizarre, nonsensical, and most of all, a real shame. Why can’t I go with my old Brookyn cousin by bike to visit his parents’ graves?”

“That was our plan a couple of summers ago, but we weren’t allowed. Green-Wood management didn’t think biking to the grave site was ‘compatible with the decorum’ of the cemetery. Rather, they preferred us to visit the cemetary in an exhaust-spewing, loud, broken down ‘87 Toyota pick-up. Rolling up in that piece o crap vehicle, we were given carte blanche to drive anywhere we wanted on the grounds. Rolling up on bikes, we were treated like criminals.”

“I think this rule is so ridiculous that I actually wrote Green-Wood’s management a letter a few years ago urging them to change the rule. I hope other people might write them too. Their response to me was that they view bicycles ‘as recreational in nature.’ Try telling that to the 130,000 New Yorkers who now use bikes to commute to work at various times during the year…”

“I know it seems weird to some people to get exercised about not being able to ride a bike around a graveyard. But it’s actually a common thing in other cities. I’ve done bike rides through the old historic cemetaries in other big cities, and it’s fantastic…”

“As to this idea that Green-Wood is all about decorum… the cemetery was originally conceived as a recreational area as well as a place to bury the dead…”

Time to give back Greenwood to the biking public? More info in the Prospect Heights Message Boards