(Really Bad) Subway Lewdness One-Liners
[Backstory: “Manhattan restaurateur Dan Hoyt, 43, hung his head on the way to Central Booking after he was picked out of a lineup by four women and charged with public lewdness.”
…”At Quintessence on E. 10th St., which serves healthy fare like hemp seed burgers and nut milk, workers were mum about the boss’s alleged peccadilloes.”
dailynews.com]
- Seriously, he’s been giving it to us all raw for years! (ba-da-bing: 
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- You know what makes his nuts taste good? The Coney Island white sauce. (ba-da-bing: )
- Looks like the raw meat did not go over well. (ba-da-bing: )
- Hey! Leave him alone! He was only showing off his bioflavinoids. (ba-da-bing: )
- It was Dan Hoyt? For some reason I thought it was Clarence Carter because he was strokin! (ba-da-bing: )
- At least the Hamburger Helper guy used a glove. (ba-da-bing: )
- Looks like you can be vegan and have a cocktail weiner! (ba-da-bing: )
- Someone should tell Dan that hot dogs only plump when you cook them. (ba-da-bing: )
- I wouldn’t say Dan Hoyt was ‘frank’ towards Asian women, but he sure was a ‘weiner’! (ba-da-bing: )
- Dan Hoyt’s not a complete vegan. When he orders a hot dog, he tells the guy to hold the mustard… He’ll hold the weiner! (ba-da-bing: )
- As much as Dan likes raw food, looks like he’s in the can now! (ba-da-bing: )
- I hear Quintessence’s toilet broke. It looked like Dan was cleaned the pipes one time too many. (ba-da-bing: )
- Someone should tell Dan it’s a ‘meet’ and greet, not ‘meat’ and greet. (ba-da-bing: )
- Looks like Quintessence got a new partner in his pants. And I hear he’s quite a jerk! (ba-da-bing: )
- Next time Dan should consider using a ‘condom’ent. (ba-da-bing: )
- Dan, you should consider keeping your spring rolls ON the menu. (ba-da-bing: )
And…
- I hear the jerk sauce there wasn’t too shabby! (ba-da-bing: ) (ba-da-bing: ) (ba-da-bing: )
