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“PROSPECT HEIGHTS, BROOKLYN Mar 22, 2005 — Zelda the dog no longer has a malodorous canine scent after undergoing a procedure to rid her of doggy buildup … Sources indicate that the procedure was successful. Zelda the dog now reportedly ‘feels cleaner, smoother than before.’”

File under: [New Category!] ProHo Cuties.
[Source: Noise Footprint]

Here on the dailyheights.com message boards, we have already learned that the beer is cheap, the cocktails are strong, the food is at least decent, and if you don’t pay your rent, allegedly, you may get your door drilled shut while you’re sleeping.

Now, careful reader Laura B points DAILYHEIGHTS regulars to the latest revelations: “Did you notice this fascinating bit of information in a recent Chowhound post about the new restaurant Beast: “The bartender told us that the place used to be a Black Panther bar during the 70s. According to her, the FBI shut it down, and when the owner of Beast first began renovations she found shell casings in the cash register and ancient Rheingold cans scattered on the floor…”

[Photo: Michelle Vignes]

UPDATE: According to the latest anonymous post on the lengthy Beast Bar thread on the message boards, there’s a quarter-page-with-photo write-up of Beast in Time Out New York, and “I hear that Zagat Brooklyn has also contacted you…”

An Englishman in New York reports: “So there I am, happily typing away when I hear a clip-clopping outside the window. It’s only a bloody cowboy riding down the street.”